Official Girlfriend Application

FILL THESE QUESTIONS OUT AND POST IT IN THE GROUP.

1. Can you take a african dick? if not, leave now.
2. do you think im hawt? :-)
3. how old are you? (must be at least 12)
4. have you ever cheated? :(
5. ever been in loveeeee?
6. do you even know how sexy m abs are?
7. if a train leaves california at 9pm traveling east at 234 mph and another train leaves utah at 9pm traveling west at 136 mph, how long till you suck my dick?
8. describe yourself in 5 words.
9. Do you like to RAGE as much as i do?
10. What are your favorite singer? (if you like Clay Aiken get teh fuck outta here)
11. twat are some of your hobbys?
12. i like boobz.
13. do you have any black in you? no? want some?
14. whats the craziest thing you’ve done?
15. would you join a rap group with me?
16. if you had a super power, what would it be?
17. where is a womans rightful place?
18. would you consider yourself trustworthy?
19. how do you spell rhinoceros.
20. tell me right now why i should choose you.

He looks like he is getting it. Funny thing is he probably dances better than half the WP in the world.

He looks like he is getting it. Funny thing is he probably dances better than half the WP in the world.

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http://www.thegreenhead.com/2010/10/worlds-largest-gummy-worm.php
This is a gummy dick, er…..I mean worm that is 26” in length and 5” in girth. Weighs 5lbs and has over 4000 calories. In all honesty this is just an example of gluttony in America. Basically it is the equivalent of 128 gummy worms and 840 gummy bears. Basically the only time I would ever buy this was if I was planning to be stuck on a deserted island.

http://www.thegreenhead.com/2010/10/worlds-largest-gummy-worm.php

This is a gummy dick, er…..I mean worm that is 26” in length and 5” in girth. Weighs 5lbs and has over 4000 calories. In all honesty this is just an example of gluttony in America. Basically it is the equivalent of 128 gummy worms and 840 gummy bears. Basically the only time I would ever buy this was if I was planning to be stuck on a deserted island.

Not only is Ohio State WR Dane Sanzenbacher the greatest WR of our generation, but he is also the only player in College that can go to third base and get away with it on National TV.

Not only is Ohio State WR Dane Sanzenbacher the greatest WR of our generation, but he is also the only player in College that can go to third base and get away with it on National TV.

This video is me if I was an animal.